Ohio Golf Journal December 2020

clown mouths . Yes, par threes and short courses suggest a more casual golf experience, but when I see golf sandals guy show up, I cringe. Even worse, is golf sandals guy, taking it to a whole other level by wearing black knee socks. 9. Slow Pace Guy Most of us play short courses and par threes because we want a two-hour golf experience so we can return back to working at home or some other pursuit. But, Nooooooo, this guy has to turtle his way around the course walking at pace more prevalent at an assisted living center. He’s typically slow at every other facet of the game, too, like lining up putts and searching endlessly for lost golf balls. Slow pace guy turns a two-hour round into three hours with relative ease. 10. Bad Mood Guy It’s a beautiful day and you’ve got a couple of hours free to walk a short course and you’re in a great mood, right? Then you run into Doug Downer. He frowns, when learns he has to be paired with you. He wanted to play alone so, he could work on his sorry game of shanked drives, chunked chip shots and three putts. A few seconds after introducing yourself to this sad sack and you know you should’ve just gone to the sports bar, played Golden Tee and enjoyed a craft beer.