Ohio Golf Journal February 2020

What these items come down to is care for the course and respect for other players. Two of golfing’s mantras. Be the person everyone wants to golf with, not the topic of discussion at the nineteenth hole, by “Slow play” “Rushed rake jobs.” “Cherry flavor smelling cigars” “Players pulling the flagstick and tossing it on the green.” “Not knowing what brand ball you’re hitting.” “People using a putter to get the ball out of the hole.” “Taking an excessive amount of time with a range finder or walking off a distance then missing the target by thirty yards.” “Knocking your five-foot putt ten feet past the hole then stating you missed it because it didn’t break the way you thought. “ “Don’t tell me you’re a 4 handicap when you’re clearly a 24.” “No divot replacement.” “Men jingling change in their pocket while my player is over the ball.” Everyone complains about other player’s pace of play. Make sure you keep your own game on the expected pace. And if you don’t, offer for others to play through. If you want a clean lie to play from, make sure you provide that to others and rake the hazard well. Not everyone enjoys the smell of smoke, flavored or not. Be courteous when lighting up around others that are in close proximity. This is another act that can damage the putting surface. Please set the flagstick down carefully. It’s hard to help search for a lost ball when you don’t know what you’re looking for. Also, even if one ball is found, the rules require you positively identify it as your own, which you might not be able to do. A club can cause damage to the cup lip and that affects every golfer playing after you. It also creates more work for the grounds crew. If you are physically unable to reach down, consider equipment specifically designed for this purpose. There are times when you need to be exact with distances but being outside your accuracy range isn’t one of them. Get an approximation and let it fly. Excuses aren’t needed for a bad shot. Play your own game and own it. It’s hard to hide your ability on the course. It’s best to be upfront with people than look like a liar. Help keep the course in great playable shape by fixing your own, or others, divots. The same goes for ball parks on the green. Always avoid being a distraction, no matter the scenario. Stay out of players line of sight if moving, shadows on their line of play, making noise, etc. always showing strong ethics and etiquette when golfing. Looking to increase your golf etiquette through humor? Check out The Golf Rules-Etiquette!